|homosexual:||sexually attracted to homer simpson
|pansexual:||gets off to various kitchen utensils
|asexual:||gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
|demisexual:||sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
|bisexual:||can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
|heterosexual:||can only be satisfied by macklemore
"Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets."
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
(Source: badkryptonian, via recovery-has-set-me-free)