we're all mad here...

ask   ashlee { MD NJ UK } 20. traveler. dreamer. explorer. believer. world adventurer. & short story weaver.

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual:sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual:gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual:gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual:sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual:can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual:can only be satisfied by macklemore
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"Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets."
Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)
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brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

(via stability)

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"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian, via recovery-has-set-me-free)

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